Boy 1: "So, what are you doing in band now?"
Boy 2: "Nothing."
Me: "Why are you doing nothing in band?"
Boy 2: "I no longer have an instrument."
Me: "What happened to it [a trumpet]?"
Boy 2: "I stuffed it with a bunch of M-80s and blew it up."
Me (backing away slowly): "Oh, really?"
Boy 2: "I did that with the first one. I used a catapult to destroy a second."
He promised to videotape blowing up a third. I was sorry I asked.
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