Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Alien Contact?

What if? It's the basis of many stories. We ask. We ponder. We wonder. 

On Tuesdays I throw one out there. What if? It may be speculative. It may stem from something I see. It may be something I pull from the news. 

Make of it what you will. If a for instance is not specified, interpret that instance as you wish. And if the idea turns into a story, I'd appreciate a thank you in the acknowledgements 😉

I've been catching up on my Nova recordings (now that Jeopardy is on summer hiatus). And there was an episode on the cosmos where they talked about the Voyager space probe and how it's now outside the solar system. This made me a little sad, but it also got me thinking...

What if a space probe from a distant alien civilization happened upon our solar system, and we managed to find it?

Monday, September 9, 2024

Can't Quite See It

I didn't get very far on the eye sweater this week: 

That's what happens when we have a heat wave along with me being busy at work. But I had time on Saturday, so I got a couple more rounds in on the sleeves. And then I got stuck.

I'm at the bottom portion of the sleeves (at about the elbow heading towards the wrist). 

And here's where the example picture gets interesting: 

I can't tell what those stitches are. It's been just straight double crochets and treble crochets up until now. But between the two white bands? I can see some double (probably treble) crochet clusters. But what stitches do I use? 

If anyone has any ideas, I'm open. But I know I'm going to have to figure this out on my own. And hence, why I'm stuck. For now.

Our lovely heat wave of 100+ temps is supposed to settle into cooler weather (the 80s) later this week. I might be able to think about accomplishing something then. Maybe. 

Tell me stories of cool weather. I'd like to imagine nice weather for a while, at least until the autumn heatwaves subside. (Generally, for us, that's November.) 

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Friday, September 6, 2024

The Dog Ate My Homework

Thursday. The bell had just rung to let the kiddos out of school. One of the students had hung back to talk to me.

He started off by referencing an assignment that had been due on Tuesday. Then he explained...

"I was with my cousin. It was his birthday. I had my work out. We were playing with his dog..."

At this point I interrupted. "Are you going to tell me that the dog ate your homework?"

"No. He peed on it."

Ahem.

I got another copy of the assignment and gave it to the boy, and he was on his way.

A couple students had turned in this assignment (our second of the school year) to me hesitantly, so I announced to the classes that I was accepting late work (better late than never). While I'd prefer that they get the work in on time, I'd rather they turn it in eventually and not have a bunch of missing assignments. 

They're seventh graders (12 years old). I want them to get in the habit of getting their work turned in. I'll snarl at them about late work another time.

Thursday, September 5, 2024

13 Snippets of My Current Long Term

The third week of school went fairly well. I mean, seventh graders, but considering that, things could be going much, much worse. 

I've made many small observations. None would be a great blog post on their own, but together they make an ideal Thursday 13.

1. Baby naming trends of 2012: Matthew. I have, like five. Three in one period. Two with the same last initial. (Also popular: Samuel, Sebastian, and Daniel.)

2. Monday I got to school to find no internet. It was a district-wide outage. I've had this issue before. At least this time I could pivot so we didn't really miss it.

3. There are three seventh grade science teachers (including me). We're all doing the same thing, so I haven't had to scramble for lessons. I was given access to the online folder with the year's work. And I can ask the other two any questions I have. It makes lesson planning so much simpler.

4. We're still in the "honeymoon" phase, that is, when the kiddos are on their best behavior. But they're starting to get comfortable, so their true colors are showing. My job is to hold the behavior standards as they get comfortable so they get used to behaving a certain way in class. We'll see how well I manage this.

5. Third period is my trouble spot. I already have girls with attitude and chatty groups. I'll have to see if I can seating chart my way out of that.

6. Fifth period is bright. They're right after lunch, so I was expecting wild, but they're quiet until we get into a lesson, and then I have a bunch of volunteers. They might be my favorite. (Although the even classes have been pretty good, too.) 

7. I have twins in one class. Not identical. And one girl mentioned that she's a triplet. (Her two brothers are not my students.) 

8. I'm hoping the schedule changes are finally settling. One poor boy got switched into three different classes. First he was in period one. Then five. And then period two. Then he showed up to period five again, and I had to inform him that no, he did not have to take science twice. (I sent him to the office to find out where his new fifth actually was.) 

9. We had an assembly on Friday. I got to escort third period. Sigh. At least there was no tortilla slap. 

10. With all the schedule changes, my gradebook is a mess. I went through, and several students lingered there even though they were moved out of the class (or they never attended). I learned how to drop students from it, so yay, that's fixed. But yikes. (This is online, so parents can see their kiddos' grades at any time.) 

11. And suddenly I'm popular. I've heard of at least three other subbing assignments that I could have had if I wasn't already booked to this one. And two teachers have asked me to cover their classes later in the year when they have to be out. (One is going out of town for a week; another is having surgery.) 

12. The kiddos are actually paying attention. The emails have started, so I gave them a little primer on how to email a teacher. (Most important: include their period number.) And from the emails I've received, they're listening. Nice.

13. When I started, everyone asked where the classroom's printer was. We assumed the teacher took it home. Where was it? In a cabinet. I looked at it at least five times (over three weeks) before I actually saw it. If it was a snake, it would have bitten me.

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

The Ideal Consequence

It was Monday. We had no internet. But, luckily, the assignment for the day had the kiddos looking at "cards" of various images, some science related, some not. They were sorting and categorizing the images based on questions I wrote on the dry erase board (as my lovely little slide was inaccessible due to no internet). 

Third period. Every teacher has that one class. The difficult group. The period they dread. For me, that has become third period. 

The kiddos were working in the groups I had assigned. One group was having a personality conflict. A girl told me that Simon was bothering them, and they couldn't work with him. 

The group wasn't one of the better behaved groups. But Simon and I have already had our issues. (This was the fourth time I'd had the class, and I already was aware of Simon. Enough said?)

Luckily, there was a group that was only two students, so Simon could join them. (I was going for groups of four, but there were a few groups of three just due to class numbers.) 

Simon did not like that idea. He lashed out verbally. I let him say his piece, and then I insisted he move to the new group. 

Later, Simon approached. His new group... Well, if I wanted a fitting consequence, I think I found it. The two students Simon was with were silent. Completely. They wouldn't talk. 

This wasn't ideal, as the assignment was a group thing. 

But, Simon was unable to irritate these students as they weren't engaging with him. 

Perfect. 

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Demon Child

What if? It's the basis of many stories. We ask. We ponder. We wonder. 

On Tuesdays I throw one out there. What if? It may be speculative. It may stem from something I see. It may be something I pull from the news. 

Make of it what you will. If a for instance is not specified, interpret that instance as you wish. And if the idea turns into a story, I'd appreciate a thank you in the acknowledgements 😉

Did you ever see the show Evil? I wrote about it a while back. It had it's series finale a couple weeks ago, and the ending brought up a great "what if?". 

What if you became the parent to a child from an "evil" source (such as a demon)? Would you believe that nurturing the child to be good would work? Or is such a being only able to be a dark entity?

Monday, September 2, 2024

Eyeballing the Sleeves

Last week:

This week:

Yup, this time I remembered the skein I left behind last time. The arms are now even.

They're about half the length now. I'd say I'm almost done, but I'm going to have to make some adjustments from the example picture. That has only a couple more rounds while I'm going to need more rounds to make these sleeves long enough. 

If they look wide, that's intentional. 

So, getting there. Slowly. 

(If only it wasn't hot and I didn't have to work. But considering how much progress I made the last two months before school started, even if I wasn't working I wouldn't be getting very far.) 

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