I Guess I'm It

Michael Offutt passed along a meme to me with the comment that he's a bit sick of my reposts. So, Michael, I'm doing this on a Tuesday just for you...

1. Are you a rutabaga?  
Um, no. Not the last time I checked.

2. Who is your current crush?  
Ooh, this is a hard one. I have a few to choose from, but then I would be all sorts of embarrassed to admit this on the blog. In public. For everyone to read. So, I'm going to plead the 5th.

3. Upload a heartwarming picture that makes you smile.
I'm more into funny than heartwarming, but let me see if I can find something. I'll give myself five minutes and post the first thing I find that fits the topic...

4. When was the last time you ate a vine-ripened tomato?  
I have no idea if I ever have. I only consume tomatoes in ketchup and marinara sauce. And I buy these pre-made.

5. Name one habit that causes other people to plot your demise.  
Reposting stuff from my ancient MySpace blog? Yeah, that's a bit of a list. I guess you should ask that question of these other people.

6. What is the weirdest, most disgusting job you've ever had to do?  
I don't really do disgusting. And weird compared to what? I guess I'll go with changing the nephew's poopy diapers while babysitting. (Unless I come up with something after I post this. I probably will.)

7. Where da muffin top at?  
I passed muffin top several years back.

8. What author introduced you to your genre?  
Anne McCaffrey

9. Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.  
Latin? Really? I went to public school. I don't know no Latin. (Except for carpe diem, but that doesn't apply.)

Then I'm to tag some others. The thing is, I'm always the last to get these things, and everyone else has probably already done it. But, I guess I can tag Heather, who has kind of abandoned her blog, but maybe if I ask really nicely, she'll do one last post. Please? (If anyone hasn't been tagged for this meme yet, consider yourself tagged.)