You're Not a Train

The other night as I was perusing my Twitter feed, I stumbled upon this post:

You are not a train. pic.twitter.com/pq3JGiLxSV

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) April 23, 2018

I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Too long.

So, I'm sharing.

I don't know if you'll find this as funny as I did. But sometimes something just strikes you, you know? And if you want more laughs, take a look at all the replies. They go from the obvious (pointing out that there are plenty of people who can't read the sign who aren't trains) to the ridiculous.

This is now the wallpaper on my phone.

Did you find this funny? (I doubt you found it as funny as I did.) When was the last time you had a really great laugh? Do you have any good jokes you can share?

Today's A to Z Challenge post brought to you by the letter...

More Projects in Progress

Last week I showed the progress of the tablet buddy (which needs a better name, if anyone thinks of one...). I did actually finish it...

Methinks (barring any crazy) I'll finish this tomorrow. Ready for it, @jeoishere ? pic.twitter.com/CrQetjlHbV

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 12, 2016

Ta da! All done, @jeoishere. pic.twitter.com/KOqfvPNjcF

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 13, 2016

And I'm told it arrived at its destination. Whew.

Now on to the next order...

I finally started your jellyfish, @MJSaysWhat pic.twitter.com/Q0EctWf0LR

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 18, 2016

School gets out this Thursday, so it's blogging as usual for me this week. Show of hands: how many of you are already on vacation? How many of you are working this week like me?

A Tablet Buddy in Progress

A project in progress via tweets. Because it's been that kind of a week.

I started your tablet pillow, @jeoishere. It doesn't look like much yet. pic.twitter.com/OCOniQPDws

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 8, 2016

Making progress @jeoishere. Base is done... #knittersofinstagram pic.twitter.com/BJafOe99GR

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 9, 2016

Day 3 on @jeoishere's tablet buddy/pyramid pillow/prop thingy. It's getting there. pic.twitter.com/yKaIAVIShI

— Elizabeth Arundel (@ZiziRho) December 10, 2016

The colors for each are a little off because I used various Instagram filters on them (whichever one struck my fancy the moment I was posting the picture). In the first picture, you can see the snack I had while working on that bit. And my TV remote is in the third. Things are kind of a mess while I sit and knit.

It's not finished because on Sunday...

A photo posted by Liz A. (@zizirho) on Dec 11, 2016 at 8:51am PST

A photo posted by Liz A. (@zizirho) on Dec 11, 2016 at 8:52am PST

But it's a new week. I'll post my progress on Twitter. And Instagram.

What's on your agenda for this week? Accomplish anything last week?

Twitter Help?

I've been on Twitter for nearly a month, and I still have no idea what I'm doing. According to my home page, I've only tweeted 21 times. Probably because I have nothing to say.

Anyway, this isn't a woe-is-me post, this is an asking-for-help post. There are some things that puzzle me, and so I thought I'd ask "the experts":

1. What is #FF and/or #WW?
2. How do you get those nifty shortened URLs for links? 
3. What are Lists? How are they used?  
4. How often to you tweet? How often should you tweet?  
5. What is TweetDeck?  

There were other questions. I know there were. I just can't think of them now.

Please help. If you can answer any of the questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.  

On Twitter

I finally went and did it. I got myself a Twitter account. And I have no idea what to do with it.

I guess we all have to start someplace. So, I have a question for all the Twitter experts out there. Well, more like three, actually.

Any good tips for the newbie? What should I know so as to not completely mess things up? Who should I follow (besides you, of course, because I'm definitely following you)?

I'd appreciate any help you can give me. The comments are open. Thanks in advance. (By the way, I'm @ZiziRho. I'm sure I'll figure the link thing eventually.)